Roadkill resuscitation

I have been pretty drunk in my time, but I never tried to give mouth to mouth resuscitation to road kill, at least not that I recall.

I love this quote from the state trooper, who said the suspect

was "extremely intoxicated" and "did have his mouth in the area of the animal's mouth, I guess."

Oh, and it was in Punxsutawney, PA... but the critter was not a groundhog?